Paper Mache

How to paper mache a sink.

1. When you're sitting on the potty, mess with the toilet paper a lot so your mom moves it to the counter in the bathroom.

2. Play very nicely at the bathroom sink with the water running. I call it "washing my hands." You'll need a stool so you can easily reach the water. If you wash your hands nicely for several days in a row, then you'll have some time where your parents don't watch you and you can proceed to step 3.

3. When your parents are busy getting ready to leave for the weekend, ask them if you can go wash your hands.

4. Grab the toilet paper on the counter after they leave.

5. Unroll it a little and put the whole roll in the water.

6. Soon the sink will start to fill with water.

7. At some point in here it doesn't hurt to pull out the drain plug. That way a chunk of toilet paper can get stuck in the drain so the water will drain more slowly.

8. As the water fills the sink, mess with the toilet paper so it gets all torn up.

9. Hope that your parents don't catch you until the sink is almost full.

10. Let the water drain while you're gone all weekend and the sink will be paper mached when you get home!