So Dead

"Mom, I need to keep this frog that is so dead so it doesn't get hurt in the lightning."

Spanish

Wyatt was telling Mommy something at supper and she didn't know what it was. I told her, "that's 'spoon' in Spanish." You should hear all the "Spanish" words I say that they don't know.

I also had to tell my mommy last week that "God made us to toot," because I did and she looked at me like I shouldn't have.

 

Toshi and In-Law

Sometimes I play with Toshi, but no one can see her.  This week I also told my mom and dad that I have a sister named In Law.  That was after I asked them, "Are you going to fill those boots with candy?" Yesterday those boots had candy in them because "Santa obeyed God and put candy in them." For some reason my mom laughs at me a lot.

"You know..."

Me: Did you know I like you (pointed to Wyatt) and you (pointed to mommy) and did you know I like my name?

Mom: You do, hu? Do you know who gave you your name?

Me: God

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Mom was making me some breakfast the other day and was going to put cheese on it. Daddy does this most of the time so I had to help her. I told her "Remember, I like the wrapped up kind?" I hear my mom call this fake cheese sometimes, but she wrinkled her nose and gave it to me.

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We have been mean to not tell you the happy news that we found Baby! The day after we found her, mommy told me that the Huskers lost the football game. That made me wonder "How did the football and Baby get lost?"

Screwdrivering

I got to see "Daddio" do a little work today. "Daddy works by himself." At supper he said that maybe I could help him when I get older. I said, "I can hammer and you can screwdriver." We decided we could take turns, but I made sure to let him know that  "Wyatt's too little to hammer and screwdriver."

Hunting

My dad likes to hunt, and he's getting me ready for when I can hunt with him someday.

I got to pretend practice with a pink gun. "We shot the window but we don't eat windows."

Hopefully when I hunt the turkey's will want to get shot. One day my daddy didn't see any when he went looking, so I told him, "Maybe the turkey's didn't want to get shoot."

"Harving" a Pumpkin

Grandpa Billy grew this huge pumpkin and gave it to us.

 We "harved" it. I can say carve, but I say harve most of the time instead. 

We're proud of our jack-o-latern.

On the Phone With Daddy Today